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MAY
24
COMEDY
Comedy in the MET May
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Comedy in the MET May

Bringing you the very best in live comedy from around the country, The MET Studio has line ups to rival the biggest comedy clubs in the UK. 

Offering a combination of big names such as Greg Davies, Jon Richardson and up and coming stars such as Patrick Monahan and Paul Chowdhry, The MET Studio has become a regular stop off for those travelling to and from the Edinburgh fringe or preparing for their slot on Russell Howard’s Good News Show.  

The line up for each performance will be announced the week of the show. Audiences will receive an email, the line up will be placed on the website and can be obtained by calling the Box Office. The comedy in the MET nights are regular sell outs so make sure you book early to avoid disappointment!

Previous Comedians to play at The MET:

v      Jon Richardson

v      Greg Davies

v      Patrick Monahan

v      Dave Twentyman

v      Seann Walsh

v      Richard Morton

v      Gary Delaney

v      Miles Jupp

v      Kevin Precious

v      Paul Chowdhry

v      Roisin Conaty

v      Justin Moorhouse



Fri 24th May 2013, 8.00pm, £10
MAY
25
MUSIC
Jackie Oates
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Jackie Oates

Jackie Oates is a phenomenon in the exploding folk-pop scene in the UK today. Originally a member of The Mercury-nominated The Unthanks (then Rachel Unthank & The Winterset), she has since carved out an astonishing solo career which has made her a name to conjure with in folk music circles, in demand for work with other artists, cosmetics stores, collaborative projects, even the subject of pop-art.

She has recently been the inspiration behind a Jackie Oates titled and specially produced tinted moisturiser for fair skin in Lush - the worldwide chain of seven hundred fresh handmade cosmetics stores.

In May 2011 she toured with EMI-signed folk-pop star Seth Lakeman.

She’s newly established as a member of the all-star multi-cultural folk band Imagined Village alongside Eliza Carthy, Chris Wood, Martin Carthy and more (recording for Radio 2 at Maida Vale Studios in June).

She recently spent a week in the songwriting house of the Cecil Sharp Project which garnered major features on Radio 3’s World on 3, Radio 4’s Today programme and The Guardian.



Sat 25th May 2013, 3.00pm, £15.00 / £13.00 concession
MAY
25
MUSIC
Jackie Oates
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Jackie Oates

Jackie Oates is a phenomenon in the exploding folk-pop scene in the UK today. Originally a member of The Mercury-nominated The Unthanks (then Rachel Unthank & The Winterset), she has since carved out an astonishing solo career which has made her a name to conjure with in folk music circles, in demand for work with other artists, cosmetics stores, collaborative projects, even the subject of pop-art.

She has recently been the inspiration behind a Jackie Oates titled and specially produced tinted moisturiser for fair skin in Lush - the worldwide chain of seven hundred fresh handmade cosmetics stores.

In May 2011 she toured with EMI-signed folk-pop star Seth Lakeman.

She’s newly established as a member of the all-star multi-cultural folk band Imagined Village alongside Eliza Carthy, Chris Wood, Martin Carthy and more (recording for Radio 2 at Maida Vale Studios in June).

She recently spent a week in the songwriting house of the Cecil Sharp Project which garnered major features on Radio 3’s World on 3, Radio 4’s Today programme and The Guardian.



Sat 25th May 2013, 8.00pm, £15.00 / £13.00 concession
MAY
30
COMEDY
Mrs Nice
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Mrs Nice

Mrs Barbara Nice invites you to forget your troubles, be happy and join everyone’s favourite housewife in celebrating the here and now and making our own fun in austerity Britain. She is worried that we are living in a world of ever diminishing friendliness where we keep ourselves to ourselves, heads down afraid to catch anyone's eye. She wants us to stand proud, be open and look the world right in the eye - or we won't feel the benefit! 

Expect a friendly, inclusive atmosphere with home truths, great timing and unique comic insights into the human condition.

Mrs.Barbara Nice is the comic creation of Janice Connolly – who played the cult character Holy Mary in Peter Kay’s acclaimed C4 TV series Phoenix Nights.



Thu 30th May 2013, 8.00pm, £12 / £10 concession.
MAY
31
COMEDY
JUICE Comedy May
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JUICE Comedy May

Stafford's longest-running comedy club returns to The MET Studio. Now in it's 9th year, JUICE Comedy brings four fantastic coemdians from the stand-up circuit to the very heart of the county town! Hosted by resident MC and compere, Stafford's favourite comedian, Mr. Paul Savage!

JUICE is a brand name in comedy that you can trust to always deliver great entertainment.



Fri 31st May 2013, 7.30pm, £12 no concessions
JUN
05
AMATEUR DRAMATICS
Gargantua and Multiplex
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Gargantua and Multiplex

Gargantua

Mr and Mrs Mungus have just had a baby. Unfortunately, it isn’t the bouncing blue-eyed boy they were hoping for…After a two and a half year pregnancy, Mini Mungus has birthed a monster one with an accelerated growth rate and an insatiable appetite for anything that moves (including joggers). But when a gaggle of sinister military scientists intent on cloning an army of giant babies extract Little Hugh’s DNA, he breaks his chains and escapes. The world can only watch in horror as he embarks on a) learning how to walk and b) rampant destruction. Who will stop this freak of nature? Who will decide his tragic fate? And who, more importantly, will change his nappy?

Multiplex

'There's three types of ushers, right. There's Plankton...that's like the lowest of the low. Don't know jack. Then there's Dudes...they're, you know, cool. But they don't know movies. And top of the food chain, there's the Buffs...they know everything about every movie ever made, and to them, right, cinema - it's not just entertainment, it's life' . 

Multiplex is a fantasy of what lies in the sinister parallel world beneath the dimly lit auditoria and candy-coloured foyers of a multiplex cinema.  

Please note parental guidance is recommended for this performance, as some material may not be suitable for young children.



Wed 5th Jun 2013, 7.30pm, £6.50 / £5 concession
JUN
06
AMATEUR DRAMATICS
Gargantua and Multiplex
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Gargantua and Multiplex

Gargantua

Mr and Mrs Mungus have just had a baby. Unfortunately, it isn’t the bouncing blue-eyed boy they were hoping for…After a two and a half year pregnancy, Mini Mungus has birthed a monster one with an accelerated growth rate and an insatiable appetite for anything that moves (including joggers). But when a gaggle of sinister military scientists intent on cloning an army of giant babies extract Little Hugh’s DNA, he breaks his chains and escapes. The world can only watch in horror as he embarks on a) learning how to walk and b) rampant destruction. Who will stop this freak of nature? Who will decide his tragic fate? And who, more importantly, will change his nappy?

Multiplex

'There's three types of ushers, right. There's Plankton...that's like the lowest of the low. Don't know jack. Then there's Dudes...they're, you know, cool. But they don't know movies. And top of the food chain, there's the Buffs...they know everything about every movie ever made, and to them, right, cinema - it's not just entertainment, it's life' . 

Multiplex is a fantasy of what lies in the sinister parallel world beneath the dimly lit auditoria and candy-coloured foyers of a multiplex cinema.  

Please note parental guidance is recommended for this performance, as some material may not be suitable for young children.



Thu 6th Jun 2013, 7.30pm, £6.50 / £5 concession
JUN
07
AMATEUR DRAMATICS
Gargantua and Multiplex
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Gargantua and Multiplex

Gargantua

Mr and Mrs Mungus have just had a baby. Unfortunately, it isn’t the bouncing blue-eyed boy they were hoping for…After a two and a half year pregnancy, Mini Mungus has birthed a monster one with an accelerated growth rate and an insatiable appetite for anything that moves (including joggers). But when a gaggle of sinister military scientists intent on cloning an army of giant babies extract Little Hugh’s DNA, he breaks his chains and escapes. The world can only watch in horror as he embarks on a) learning how to walk and b) rampant destruction. Who will stop this freak of nature? Who will decide his tragic fate? And who, more importantly, will change his nappy?

Multiplex

'There's three types of ushers, right. There's Plankton...that's like the lowest of the low. Don't know jack. Then there's Dudes...they're, you know, cool. But they don't know movies. And top of the food chain, there's the Buffs...they know everything about every movie ever made, and to them, right, cinema - it's not just entertainment, it's life' . 

Multiplex is a fantasy of what lies in the sinister parallel world beneath the dimly lit auditoria and candy-coloured foyers of a multiplex cinema.  

Please note parental guidance is recommended for this performance, as some material may not be suitable for young children.



Fri 7th Jun 2013, 7.30pm, £6.50 / £5 concession
JUN
08
AMATEUR DRAMATICS
Gargantua and Multiplex
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Gargantua and Multiplex

Gargantua

Mr and Mrs Mungus have just had a baby. Unfortunately, it isn’t the bouncing blue-eyed boy they were hoping for…After a two and a half year pregnancy, Mini Mungus has birthed a monster one with an accelerated growth rate and an insatiable appetite for anything that moves (including joggers). But when a gaggle of sinister military scientists intent on cloning an army of giant babies extract Little Hugh’s DNA, he breaks his chains and escapes. The world can only watch in horror as he embarks on a) learning how to walk and b) rampant destruction. Who will stop this freak of nature? Who will decide his tragic fate? And who, more importantly, will change his nappy?

Multiplex

'There's three types of ushers, right. There's Plankton...that's like the lowest of the low. Don't know jack. Then there's Dudes...they're, you know, cool. But they don't know movies. And top of the food chain, there's the Buffs...they know everything about every movie ever made, and to them, right, cinema - it's not just entertainment, it's life' . 

Multiplex is a fantasy of what lies in the sinister parallel world beneath the dimly lit auditoria and candy-coloured foyers of a multiplex cinema.  

Please note parental guidance is recommended for this performance, as some material may not be suitable for young children.



Sat 8th Jun 2013, 7.30pm, £6.50 / £5 concession
JUN
22
COMEDY
Lucy Porter
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Lucy Porter

Lucy Porter's brand new show is based around a fascinating true story with a stunning twist in the tale. Along the way, thirty-something mum of 'Irish twins' (not Jedward thankfully) brings us her hilarious stand up observations.

She tackles the big subjects; happiness, home shopping, friendship and the psychological impact of daytime TV's Dom Littlewood. It's a feel-good night of comedy that will appeal to audiences of all ages.

Lucy continues to appear regularly on BBC Radio 4 on The Unbelievable Truth and Life: The Idiot's Guide and has co-presented the magazine show What's So Funny on BBC Radio 4 extra.

'Clever, chatty and charming' -Three Weeks

'Fizzing with inventive one liners and bitchy asides...a treat from start to finish' - The Herald



Sat 22nd Jun 2013, 8.00pm, £15
JUN
29
COMEDY
Comedy in the MET June
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Comedy in the MET June

Bringing you the very best in live comedy from around the country, The MET Studio has line ups to rival the biggest comedy clubs in the UK. 

Offering a combination of big names such as Greg Davies, Jon Richardson and up and coming stars such as Patrick Monahan and Paul Chowdhry, The MET Studio has become a regular stop off for those travelling to and from the Edinburgh fringe or preparing for their slot on Russell Howard’s Good News Show.  

The line up for each performance will be announced the week of the show. Audiences will receive an email, the line up will be placed on the website and can be obtained by calling the Box Office. The comedy in the MET nights are regular sell outs so make sure you book early to avoid disappointment!

Previous Comedians to play at The MET:

v      Jon Richardson

v      Greg Davies

v      Patrick Monahan

v      Dave Twentyman

v      Seann Walsh

v      Richard Morton

v      Gary Delaney

v      Miles Jupp

v      Kevin Precious

v      Paul Chowdhry

v      Roisin Conaty

v      Justin Moorhouse



Sat 29th Jun 2013, 8.00pm, £10
JUL
06
MUSIC
The Karla Milton Collective
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The Karla Milton Collective

Karla Milton is a musical tour-de-force with unmistakeable star quality and talent. Fusing natural charm and charisma with dynamic stage presence and stunning vocals, Karla has captivated and delighted audiences across the UK and Europe with her soulful, funky, cool and sophisticated blend of Acid Jazz and 60's groove.



Sat 6th Jul 2013, 8.00pm, £10
JUL
12
MUSIC
Dan Walsh
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Dan Walsh

Described as 'the real deal' -(Uncut), and off the back of another critically acclaimed album as well as tours with Seth Lakeman and The Levellers, Stafford's own Dan Walsh returns to the Gatehouse backed by a band of outstanding and award winning musicians. They perform the ciritically acclaimed 'Same But Different' album which was described by Froots as 'eclectically inspired and consistently brilliant' and 'wonderful and breathtaking' by Acoustic.

The band includes the Shee's Rachel Newton, American fiddler Christi Andropolis and drummer Adam Sinclair who has worked with the Unthanks and the New York Dolls.

Dan will be supported by Sunjay Brayne, nominee for the prestigious BBC Radio 2 Young Folk Award 2012. Aged just 18, his guitar playing has been hailed as "superb, brilliant, experienced, intricate and fautless"

 

 



Fri 12th Jul 2013, 8.00pm, £15
JUL
20
COMEDY
Comedy in The MET July
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Comedy in The MET July

Bringing you the very best in live comedy from around the country, The MET Studio has line ups to rival the biggest comedy clubs in the UK. 

Offering a combination of big names such as Greg Davies, Jon Richardson and up and coming stars such as Patrick Monahan and Paul Chowdhry, The MET Studio has become a regular stop off for those travelling to and from the Edinburgh fringe or preparing for their slot on Russell Howard’s Good News Show.  

The line up for each performance will be announced the week of the show. Audiences will receive an email, the line up will be placed on the website and can be obtained by calling the Box Office. The comedy in the MET nights are regular sell outs so make sure you book early to avoid disappointment!

Previous Comedians to play at The MET:

v      Jon Richardson

v      Greg Davies

v      Patrick Monahan

v      Dave Twentyman

v      Seann Walsh

v      Richard Morton

v      Gary Delaney

v      Miles Jupp

v      Kevin Precious

v      Paul Chowdhry

v      Roisin Conaty

v      Justin Moorhouse



Sat 20th Jul 2013, 8.00pm, £10
SEP
14
OTHER
Tres Tres Cabaret
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Tres Tres Cabaret

Stafford’s very own burlesque and cabaret night is primed and ready to set hearts aflutter and pulses racing! 

Très Très Cabaret promises to bring you the most extravagant variety show to the secluded intimacy of The Met Studio.  Featuring the hottest performers from the international cabaret scene to surprise and delight you...

Dress to impress and join us for an evening of glitz, glamour and so much more.  With a stellar line-up of acts soon to be announced, get your tickets now for the show that is set to be the talk of the town.

Très Très Cabaret

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Sat 14th Sep 2013, 8.00pm, £15 no concessions
SEP
19
COMEDY
Marcel Lucont - Gallic Symbol
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Marcel Lucont - Gallic Symbol

Witty, acerbic, magniloquent Frenchman seeks willing, intelligent audience for fun, adventure, maybe something more. Must have own underwear, socks and breath but be prepared to have these charmed off, laughed off and taken away respectively. 

Winner of the Amused Moose Laughter Award 2012 and Perth Fringeworld Best Comedy Show as seen on Russell Howard's Good News (BBC3), Live at The Electric (BBC3) and Set List (Sky Atlantic).

14 years + age restriction

‘Fresh, accessible and hilarious’ - The Guardian

'Tres Bon Marcel. Encore!' - The Scotsman

‘A pitch-perfect performance… Hilarious’ - Time Out



Thu 19th Sep 2013, 8.00pm, £13 / £11 concessions 14 years + age restriction
SEP
21
COMEDY
Comedy in The MET September
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Comedy in The MET September

Bringing you the very best in live comedy from around the country, The MET Studio has line ups to rival the biggest comedy clubs in the UK. 

Offering a combination of big names such as Greg Davies, Jon Richardson and up and coming stars such as Patrick Monahan and Paul Chowdhry, The MET Studio has become a regular stop off for those travelling to and from the Edinburgh fringe or preparing for their slot on Russell Howard’s Good News Show.  

The line up for each performance will be announced the week of the show. Audiences will receive an email, the line up will be placed on the website and can be obtained by calling the Box Office. The comedy in the MET nights are regular sell outs so make sure you book early to avoid disappointment!

Previous Comedians to play at The MET:

v      Jon Richardson

v      Greg Davies

v      Patrick Monahan

v      Dave Twentyman

v      Seann Walsh

v      Richard Morton

v      Gary Delaney

v      Miles Jupp

v      Kevin Precious

v      Paul Chowdhry

v      Roisin Conaty

v      Justin Moorhouse

 



Sat 21st Sep 2013, 8.00pm, £10 no concessions.
SEP
28
OTHER
Andrew Dee
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Andrew Dee

A well-travelled former military officer who served his country for 23 years; Andrew will astound you with his accuracy when he connects you with your family and friends to bring you messages of love and upliftment. Originally from Liverpool, his sense of humour is evident throughout and his sincerity will leave you feeling that you have truly been touched by spirit. Andrew's true passion is his demonstration work - why not come along, join in and be part of that voyage of discovery into the world of spirit. You will not be disappointed.

*Andrew Dee is investigational/experimental. There are no guaranteed or certain results and the show is for the purpose of entertainment*

 Suitable for 16+



Sat 28th Sep 2013, 8.00pm, £14 / £12 concession
OCT
02
MUSIC
Kieran Goss
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Kieran Goss

Long hailed as one of Ireland's leading songwriters and performers, Kieran Goss’s music has won him fans across the globe, but if his songs have brought him stardom, it's Kieran's live shows which have made him a legend in his homeland, selling out venues for over 20 years, including a series of huge shows at Belfast's Opera House where he was supported by the likes of Tom Paxton and Eddi Reader.

One of the biggest selling artists in Ireland, his album Worse than Pride achieved double platinum status in under nine months and produced a string of hit singles. Drawing comparisons with the likes of Crowded House's Neil Finn and fellow countryman Brian Kennedy, Kieran's honest, heartfelt songwriting has a timeless quality, while his extraordinary ability to reach out and connect with an audience has taken his star to another level.

Described as 'probably the finest entertainer in the land' (The Irish News), it is guaranteed to be an unmissable night of sheer talent.



Wed 2nd Oct 2013, 7.30pm, £14 adult, £11 concessions
OCT
04
MUSIC
Arthur Doherty Band
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Arthur Doherty Band

The Arthur Doherty Band are back after four sell out concerts in the MET to bring you their unique mix of traditional and contemporary Irish songs interspersed with some jokes and friendly banter.

Arthur’s singing is backed by Roger Titley (vocals, keyboards), Dave Clark (vocals, guitar) and Martin Thompson (fiddle, button accordion, banjo & whistles). There will be some lively chorus songs, nostalgic ballads and plenty of audience participation.



Fri 4th Oct 2013, 7.30pm, £8.50 / £7 concessions
OCT
10
COMEDY
Roisin Conaty
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Roisin Conaty

Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner and star of BBC Three’s Impractical Jokers brings her critically acclaimed show ‘Life Hunter’ to venues nationwide. As seen on Have I Got News For You (BBC1), Russell Howard’s Good News (BBC Three), Victoria Wood’s Angina Monologues (Sky One), Dave’s One Night Stand (Dave).

Everyone in life is looking for something; to belong, to love, to forget, and also keys. People spend a lot of time looking for their keys. Poxy things.

‘Her most accomplished show to date.’ - Julian Hall, Fest

‘A fast-paced, refreshing and exciting talent with an engaging and original world view.’ - Sunday Times

‘Roisin’s brilliant brand of funny is upbeat and boisterous…a must-see.’ - Easy Living

‘Savvy and sassy, Conaty is certainly one to watch.’ - Independent

‘A seriously talented rising star.’ - Time Out

 



Thu 10th Oct 2013, 8.00pm, £12 no concessions
OCT
11
COMEDY
Rob Beckett
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Rob Beckett

Multi-award winning comedian and rising star Rob Beckett presents his debut stand-up solo show. He’s from South East London, was in Fresh Meat (C4), has appeared on 8 out of 10 Cats (C4) and has recently trekked into the Jungle on I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Now as a host.  He also has nice teeth.

 Comedy is Rob’s job and shows are technically business trips, but he enjoys it far too much to call it work: he’s on holiday. In this highly anticipated show Rob explores expectations, family and Jeremy Beadle.

 'A revelation' **** - The Scotsman

'Whip-sharp writing'  - Chortle

'Confidence of a veteran' – The Times

 Best Newcomer nominee  - Adelaide Fringe 2011

Amused Moose Laugh Off 2010 - Winner

Russell Kane tour support.

 www.robbeckettcomedy.com

 

 



Fri 11th Oct 2013, 8.00pm, £10
NOV
15
MUSIC
The Roving Crows
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The Roving Crows

The Roving Crows are a multi award winning original folk-fusion outfit. Formed in early 2009 The Crows inexhaustible energy and unrivalled ability to connect deeply with the audience gives them real stand-alone status. The Crows fuse folk, ska, reggae and klezmer in a unique and energetic performance. 

Top Celtic Rock Band and Top Fiddle Player at The Irish Music Awards 2012.

'Really individual Celtic folk rock group”' - Mike Harding, BBC

'Songs you can sing along to, with tunes you can dance to - a winning combination' - Shelley Rainey, Bright Young Folk



Fri 15th Nov 2013, 8.00pm, £10
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